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🌶 ARRABBIATA
🫒 PUTTANESCA
🥥 ALLA VODKA
✓ ALL 4 INCLUDED
✓ FREE SHIPPING
Four Italian Traditions. All Included. The Complete Lineup.
How It Started with Mila & Harry.
Harry wanted to sell one sauce and do it perfectly. Mila said that was a beautiful idea and completely wrong. “The whole point,” she said, “is that different nights call for different moods. You wouldn’t wear the same thing every day. You shouldn’t cook the same sauce either.”
Harry, to his credit, came around. “Fine,” he said eventually. “Then we go all in. Four sauces. Every region. Every mood. Skip the choosing — let people taste the whole story at once.”
The Marry Me Sauce Sampler 4-Pack is what they agreed on. One jar of every signature Italian sauce we make. All four traditions. One box. Free shipping. $49.50 — $12.37 a jar. Nothing Says Have Me Like Marry Me — and this is the complete answer.
What’s in the 4-Pack
Every Marry Me sauce in one box. One jar of each. The complete Italian lineup.
🍅 Marry Me Marinara
24oz · The Neapolitan original. San Marzano-style tomatoes, cold-pressed EVOO, fresh garlic and basil. Clean, balanced, the benchmark.
🌶 Marry Me Arrabbiata
24oz · Rome’s angry sauce. Same San Marzano base, slow-simmered red pepper flakes. Heat that builds and rewards.
🫒 Marry Me Puttanesca
24oz · Naples’ briny masterpiece. Kalamata olives, capers, San Marzano base. Savory, complex, unforgettable.
🥥 Marry Me Alla Vodka
24oz · The dairy-free vodka pasta sauce. Coconut cream, Calabrian peppers, vodka. Silky, gentle 3/10 heat, fully vegan.
Four 24oz jars — 96oz total · All natural · Vegan · Gluten-free · No added sugar · Free shipping always
Why the 4-Pack vs the 3-Pack
Our Sampler 3-Pack lets you pick any 3 of our 4 sauces for $38.00. The 4-Pack is the simpler answer: skip the choosing, get all four, save the math.
At $49.50 it works out to $12.37 per jar — our best per-jar price on any sampler — and you walk away knowing you’ve tasted the entire Marry Me lineup. No regret over the sauce you didn’t pick. No “should I have tried the Puttanesca?” three weeks later. The 4-Pack is closure.
It’s also the better gift. Three jars say “here’s a taste.” Four jars say “I went all in.” Wedding gifts, housewarmings, anniversary boxes, “thank you for hosting” — this is the complete gourmet sauce gift set that actually feels generous.
The Premium Foundation Behind Every Jar
Four sauces. One uncompromising standard. Every jar in the 4-Pack starts with the same premium foundation — then takes a different regional Italian direction from there.
- Vine-Ripened San Marzano-Style Tomatoes — Grown in California using the San Marzano variety. Naturally sweet, low acidity, no sugar needed.
- Cold-Pressed Extra Virgin Olive Oil — Not seed oil, not canola, not refined. The real thing.
- Fresh Garlic & Herbs — Real aromatics, bloomed properly. Not dried powder.
- No Added Sugar — Never. The tomatoes handle it.
- No Preservatives — Just ingredients you can actually pronounce.
- Small-Batch Crafted — Made in Wilmington, NC. Not on an industrial line.
🍅 Marry Me Marinara
Neapolitan · Clean · The Original
Harry says: “If you can only taste one sauce this year, make it the Marinara. It has nowhere to hide — no heat, no brine, no additions. Just the tomatoes and what you do with them. And these tomatoes are exceptional.”
The Neapolitan original. San Marzano-style tomatoes at their purest — slow-simmered with cold-pressed EVOO, fresh garlic, and basil until the acidity mellows and the natural sweetness comes forward. No sugar to compensate for inferior tomatoes. No paste to bulk it out. This is what restaurant-quality pasta sauce actually tastes like, and it’s the foundation everything else is built on.
Make it the centrepiece of:
| 🍝 Classic Spaghetti Marinara
The Neapolitan benchmark. Quality pasta, warm sauce, Parmigiano at the table. Twenty minutes of honest Italian cooking. |
🍗 Marry Me Chicken
The dish that makes people propose. Sear chicken thighs, finish in Marinara with cream and Parmigiano. An iconic date night dinner. |
| 🍕 Pizza Base
Spread directly on dough. The quality of your pizza base is the quality of your pizza — this makes homemade unbeatable. |
🍳 Shakshuka
Poach eggs directly in warmed Marinara. Weekend brunch that takes ten minutes and tastes like it took two hours. |
🌶 Marry Me Arrabbiata
Roman · Bold · The Angry One
Mila says: “The Marinara is what you cook when you want to be understood. The Arrabbiata is what you cook when you want to be felt. Heat, properly done, is intimacy in a different register.”
Rome’s most iconic spicy sauce — and it earns the name. Arrabbiata means angry in Italian, and the heat is the point: not the kind that overwhelms and disappears, but the kind that builds slowly through the meal and makes every bite more interesting than the last. Federico Fellini put this sauce in his films. Romans made it a cultural institution. We slow-simmer the red pepper flakes directly into the sauce so the heat integrates rather than sits on top — the difference between depth and a sharp spike.
Heat level: Medium-bold (6/10). If you enjoy red pepper flakes on pasta, this is your sauce. Not a challenge — a conversation.
Make it the centrepiece of:
| 🍝 Penne all’Arrabbiata
The Roman classic. Penne’s tube shape traps sauce inside and out. Finish with fresh parsley and pecorino — tradition demands it. |
🍕 Spicy Pizza Base
A heat foundation under prosciutto and mozzarella. The upgrade that makes restaurant pizza feel pedestrian by comparison. |
| 🥚 Spicy Shakshuka
The heat and the egg yolk are made for each other. Sunday brunch that wakes you up better than coffee. |
🍗 Spicy Chicken Parmesan
Swap your standard marinara for Arrabbiata and the whole dish changes character. A sauce that bites back. |
🫒 Marry Me Puttanesca
Neapolitan · Briny · The Complex One
Mila says: “Puttanesca is for the person who already knows who they are. It doesn’t ask for your approval. The Kalamata olives, the capers — they arrive with a fully formed personality and they’re not changing it for you. I respect that enormously.”
Naples’ most notorious sauce, and arguably its most complex. In Naples they call it aulive e chiapparielle — olives and capers — which tells you exactly what it is: a sauce defined by the brine and umami depth of those two ingredients layered into the same San Marzano base as the Marinara. The original Neapolitan puttanesca contains no anchovies — that’s the Roman adaptation — making ours naturally vegan and authentically Neapolitan. Bold, savory, deeply layered. The one that surprises people the most.
Want the Roman anchovy version? Before adding to the pan, dissolve 2–3 anchovy fillets in warm olive oil over low heat — 60 seconds, they disappear entirely. Add Marry Me Puttanesca directly on top. Deep umami richness, no fishiness. Outstanding.
Make it the centrepiece of:
| 🍝 Spaghetti alla Puttanesca
The Neapolitan classic. Long noodles tangle with olives and capers. Fresh parsley. No parmesan — the capers handle the salt. |
🐟 Baked Cod in Puttanesca
The olive-caper brine amplifies white fish rather than competing with it. Mediterranean simplicity. Restaurant result. |
| 🥩 Braised Chicken Thighs
Low and slow in Puttanesca — the olives and capers break down into a deeply flavoured pan sauce that requires almost no effort. |
🫒 Stuffed Peppers
The olive-caper combination transforms the filling into something genuinely Mediterranean. A dish with real character. |
🥥 Marry Me Alla Vodka
Modern Italian · Silky · The Dairy-Free Reinvention
Harry says: “Penne alla vodka is the dish that converted me to Italian-American cooking. Then we made it dairy-free and I had to rebuild my whole worldview. Coconut cream is every bit as silky as heavy cream. I will die on this hill.”
The richest pasta sauce in Italian-American cooking, completely reimagined. Traditional alla vodka relies on heavy cream for its signature silkiness — we use coconut cream instead, and the result is every bit as luxurious. Same depth. Same velvety texture. Zero dairy. The vodka itself does the work most people don’t know about: it’s a solvent that unlocks aromatic compounds in tomatoes that water and oil can’t reach. The alcohol evaporates completely during cooking. What’s left is a deeper, more complex tomato flavor that’s impossible to achieve without it. Add gentle warmth from Calabrian peppers and you have a sauce that tastes like it took hours.
Heat level: Gentle (3/10). The Calabrian peppers add fruity warmth, not raw heat. Most people who avoid spicy food find this perfectly approachable.
Make it the centrepiece of:
| 🍝 Penne alla Vodka
The classic. Toss with al dente penne, splash of pasta water, fresh basil and black pepper. Restaurant quality in 15 minutes. |
🍝 Vodka Rigatoni
Rigatoni’s ridges and tubes hold this sauce perfectly. Equally traditional, equally delicious. Date night with zero compromise. |
| 🍕 Vodka Sauce Pizza
Spread on dough for a pizza that beats any restaurant version. Fresh mozzarella and basil complete it. Game-changer. |
🍗 Braised Chicken Thighs
Simmer chicken thighs, Italian sausage, or meatballs in the sauce. The vodka base adds depth no plain marinara can match. |
Why $49.50 Is the Easiest Decision You’ll Make Today
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96oz Total Four 24oz jars — enough for 9–12 complete Italian dinners for two. |
$12 Per Jar The best per-jar price on any Marry Me sampler. Singles are $12.95 each — this is the savings tier. |
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Free Shipping Always. No minimum threshold — the 4-Pack includes it automatically. |
vs Restaurant Two restaurant pasta dinners for two cost more than this entire 4-Pack. Privacy included here. |
“The 4-Pack is for people who don’t want to leave anything on the table. Taste everything. Decide later.” — Harry Tackle
The Gift That Says “I Went All In”
Mila’s take on giving the 4-Pack as a gift: “You are not giving someone four jars of sauce. You are giving them a full month of Italian evenings — Naples, Rome, Naples again, and a modern Italian-American detour through Alla Vodka. You are giving them an entire culinary education in one box. That is a serious gift.”
Harry’s version: “Three jars is thoughtful. Four jars is generous. The 4-Pack is what you give when you actually want to impress someone — not just check the box.”
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💍 Wedding Gifts A premium small-batch gift that says “I put thought into this.” Stocks the new Italian pantry they didn’t know they needed. |
💑 Anniversary Gifts Four sauces, four date nights. The gift that gives a couple a month of cooking together — and a reason to be in the kitchen. |
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🏠 Housewarming Gifts Stock someone’s new kitchen with the entire Italian lineup. Practical, generous, and genuinely exceptional. |
🎁 Holiday Gifts A gift that holds up next to the wine and the cashmere. Premium ingredients in glass jars at $48 — substantial without overspending. |
Four Jars. Four Meals Donated.
For every jar sold, we donate one meal to tukr box®
The 4-Pack means four donations. Great food should nourish communities, not just individuals.
All Natural. Nothing Hidden. Nothing to Hide.
All four sauces carry the same clean label — and it’s short enough to read in under ten seconds. No industrial seed oils. No tomato paste or concentrate bulking out cheap tomatoes. No added sugar compensating for those cheap tomatoes. No preservatives extending shelf life at the expense of flavour.
- All four sauces are: Vegan · Gluten-Free · Dairy-Free · No Added Sugar · No Preservatives
- Marinara & Arrabbiata ingredients: San Marzano-Style Tomatoes, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Garlic, Basil, Onion, Sea Salt, Black Pepper (Arrabbiata adds: Red Pepper Flakes)
- Puttanesca ingredients: San Marzano-Style Tomatoes, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Kalamata Black Olives, Capers, Garlic, Oregano, Basil, Sea Salt, Black Pepper, Chilli Flakes
- Alla Vodka ingredients: Plum Tomatoes, Fresh Onions, Tomato Paste, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Garlic, Coconut Cream, Carrots, Apple Juice, Calabrian Peppers, Spices, Vodka, Salt, Citric Acid
- Shelf Life: 18+ months unopened · Refrigerate after opening · Use within 7–10 days
- Made In: Wilmington, North Carolina, USA · Small-batch artisan crafted
- Shipping: Free — always on this 4-Pack
What Happens When People Try the Whole Lineup
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“Sent the 4-Pack as a wedding gift and got a thank-you text with photos of all four pasta dinners they made over the next month. Best gift I’ve sent in years.” — Marco D. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ |
“My wife loves Arrabbiata, I love Alla Vodka, kids love Marinara. Puttanesca was the surprise winner — we’d never tried it before. Now we order all four every two months.” — Jordan K. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ |
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“Bought the 4-Pack for myself for the holidays. No regrets. Best $48 I’ve spent on dinner this year. Four sauces means four entirely different meals on the table without buying anything else.” — Rachel T. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ |
“I almost picked the 3-Pack and skipped the Alla Vodka because I’m dairy-free. So glad I went 4-Pack instead — the coconut cream version is unbelievable. Everyone’s covered, no one’s compromised.” — Amanda K. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ |
What to Read Before Your First 4-Pack Night
- Best Pasta Shapes for Gourmet Sauce — penne with arrabbiata, spaghetti with puttanesca, rigatoni with alla vodka, and why it matters
- Romantic Pasta Recipes for Two — date night dishes for every sauce in the 4-Pack
- Date Night Meals — the complete guide to building an evening around Italian cooking
- Why Italian Food Is Romantic — Mila’s answer to the question everyone’s thinking
- Italian Regional Sauce Traditions — the history behind each sauce in the 4-Pack
Frequently Asked Questions
What’s the difference between the 4-Pack and the 3-Pack sampler?
The 4-Pack includes one jar of every Marry Me sauce — Marinara, Arrabbiata, Puttanesca, and Alla Vodka — for $49.50. The 3-Pack lets you pick any 3 of those 4 sauces for $38.00. Both work out to $12 per jar, but the 4-Pack guarantees you taste the entire lineup. Pick the 4-Pack if you don’t want to leave a sauce behind.
What’s the best order to taste the four sauces?
Start with the Marinara — it’s the baseline and the purest expression of the San Marzano quality. Then Arrabbiata, which builds on that base with heat. Then Puttanesca, which takes the same foundation in a completely different direction with olives and capers. Save Alla Vodka for last — the coconut cream version is the most decadent and the best date-night payoff.
Does the 4-Pack include free shipping?
Yes — always. Orders ship within 1–2 business days from Wilmington, NC and typically arrive in 3–7 days depending on location.
Are all four sauces vegan and gluten-free?
Yes — every Marry Me sauce is fully vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, all-natural, and made with no added sugar or preservatives. The Alla Vodka uses coconut cream instead of heavy cream. The Puttanesca follows authentic Neapolitan tradition with no anchovies. Every sauce in the 4-Pack meets the same dietary standards.
Which sauces are spicy and which aren’t?
Heat levels in the 4-Pack: Marinara is 0/10 (no heat), Puttanesca is 1/10 (savory, not spicy), Alla Vodka is 3/10 (gentle Calabrian warmth), and Arrabbiata is 6/10 (bold, fiery, intentionally hot). The 4-Pack covers the full spectrum — both heat-averse and heat-loving households find their favorites.
How many dinners will the 4-Pack cover?
Each 24oz jar serves 2–3 pasta meals for two people. The 4-Pack — four jars — covers 9–12 complete dinners for two. Four Italian regions, roughly a month of variety from a single purchase. Use one sauce per occasion to compare properly, then stock up on your favourites.
What pasta shape goes with each sauce?
Marinara: spaghetti or rigatoni. Arrabbiata: penne (the traditional Roman shape — the tubes trap the sauce inside and outside). Puttanesca: spaghetti or linguine — the long noodles tangle with the olives and capers. Alla Vodka: penne or rigatoni — the cream-based sauce clings to ridged shapes. See our full pasta shapes guide for the complete breakdown.
Can I use the sauces for things other than pasta?
Yes — every sauce earns its keep beyond pasta. Marinara is excellent on pizza, in shakshuka, or as a dipping sauce for arancini. Arrabbiata works as a spicy chicken or sausage braise. Puttanesca is incredible over baked white fish or roasted potatoes. Alla Vodka transforms pizza, baked chicken thighs, and even grain bowls.
Is the 4-Pack a good gift?
It’s our most-gifted product. Four premium small-batch sauces in glass jars at $49.50 with free shipping makes a substantial-feeling gift without overspending. Excellent for weddings, housewarmings, anniversaries, holidays, and anyone who actually cooks. For an even more elaborate gift, our Date Night Gift Basket and Deluxe Date Night Gift Box pair Marry Me sauces with additional date night essentials.
What is your return policy?
For food safety reasons we cannot accept returns on opened or unopened food items. If your order arrives damaged or you have a quality concern, contact us at info@marrymebrands.com and we will make it right immediately.
Nothing Says Have Me Like Marry Me.
All Four Sauces. One Box. The Complete Lineup.
Four Italian traditions. Every region. Every mood.
$49.50. $12.37 per jar. Free shipping. The complete answer.
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Want to pick just three? Try the Sampler 3-Pack at $38.00. Already know your favourite? Try the Marinara 3-pack · Arrabbiata 3-pack · Puttanesca 3-pack · Alla Vodka 3-pack.
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